The Constitution Squeezy
The Constitution Squeezy brings a quirky twist to civics. This stress toy reimagines Applewood's beloved Books of American Wisdom edition—soft, squeezable, and ready for a good squeeze. Unlike the original parchment, it floats in water and can handle light pet chewing.
At 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it fits any pocket and works perfectly at registers, checkout lines, and gift displays. Lightweight, affordable, and built for impulse buys, it appeals to history buffs, civics enthusiasts, and anyone who needs a little constitutional relief. A unique gift and natural add-on for curious minds of all ages.
At 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it fits any pocket and works perfectly at registers, checkout lines, and gift displays. Lightweight, affordable, and built for impulse buys, it appeals to history buffs, civics enthusiasts, and anyone who needs a little constitutional relief. A unique gift and natural add-on for curious minds of all ages.
